Kings of Egypt
Set in a time when Egyptian gods walked among the mortals who worshipped them, Kings of Egypt sees the deity Set (Gerard Butler) usurp the throne from his brother Osiris (Bryan Brown), ushering in an age of chaos.
The rightful heir, Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), is imprisoned with his eyes removed, but forms an unlikely alliance with the mortal Bek (Brenton Thwaites) in the hope of restoring order to the kingdom.
Never has there been a stronger reminder that throwing millions of dollars at a film does not automatically make it good or even worth watching. Kings of Egypt (released as Gods of Egypt in other regions) had a budget somewhere in the region of RO53 million, but there is a distinct sense of spectacle over substance here.
Throughout the film’s lengthy 127-minute running time you can’t shake the feeling that Kings of Egypt is trying just a little too hard to be everything 300 was (perhaps the presence of Butler in a lead role intensifies this), in terms of style. Ultimately, though, as far as sword and sandal epics go, it just doesn’t measure up, even when you throw in gigantic Egyptian deities.
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